thebiggerbangtheory

"Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one..."

Sun, 19 May 2013 00:11:29 -0400

“Cakes have gotten a bad rap. People equate virtue with turning down dessert. There is always one person at the table who holds up her hand when I serve the cake. No, really, I couldn’t she says, and then gives her flat stomach a conspiratorial little pat. Everyone who is pressing a fork into that first tender layer looks at the person who declined the plate, and they all think, That person is better than I am. That person has discipline. But that isn’t a person with discipline; that is a person who has completely lost touch with joy. A slice of cake never made anybody fat. You don’t eat the whole cake. You don’t eat a cake every day of your life. You take the cake when it is offered because the cake is delicious. You have a slice of cake and what it reminds you of is someplace that’s safe, uncomplicated, without stress. A cake is a party, a birthday, a wedding. A cake is what’s served on the happiest days of your life. This is a story of how my life was saved by cake, so, of course, if sides are to be taken, I will always take the side of cake.”

- Jeanne Ray (via fyoured)

This is exactly my take on nutrition.

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I love this quote so much I want to frame it to hang in my kitchen.

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I’m pretty sure this is my new life philosophy.

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No, of course I didn’t just literally tear up over a quote about cake.

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Wed, 15 May 2013 23:47:51 -0400

confirm3dkill: a Lightning storm crossing paths with the...

Sun, 12 May 2013 12:26:45 -0400

confirm3dkill:

a Lightning storm crossing paths with the Icelandic volcano Eyjafjallajökull’s eruption column.

Here’s a link to the National G eographic Article

leighway: sorry: Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of...

Sun, 12 May 2013 00:50:30 -0400

leighway:

sorry:

Do not reach for the stars. They are giant balls of fiery gas. Waste of time.

#ok bones

supermassiveasshole: i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but...

Thu, 09 May 2013 02:27:26 -0400

supermassiveasshole:

i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns

my grandma is 82

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Mon, 06 May 2013 01:10:16 -0400

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Sun, 05 May 2013 20:34:20 -0400

artscollision: This quilt of two neurons is about 12X16 inches...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:26:11 -0400

artscollision:

This quilt of two neurons is about 12X16 inches and was inspired by Greg A Dunn. I had been wanting to make a neuron quilt for a few months before I found his paintings. The red part is fabric cut on the bias and appliqued on with fusible web and I stitched over with a silver metallic thread.

iridessence: masslyeffective: -everysecond: leandralocke: kia...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:20:04 -0400

Shaun and Meow

Shaun, Meow and the babies

iridessence:

masslyeffective:

-everysecond:

leandralocke:

kiana-m:

mattisbollywood:

wildbearpajamas:

My mom’s friend adopted this lovely dog after he was abandoned by his previous family. His name is Shaun. Shaun had always been very good at eating all his food. Every last bit that was, he ate it. One day he started leaving a little bit behind. He wouldn’t eat everything, no matter what. He always left a little behind. Every morning when my mom’s friend checked Shaun’s bowl, the food was gone. That was very strange, because Shaun always spent the night by her side.
One night she decided to investigate the food situation. She waited quietly by the food bowl and then, in the middle of the night, a cat came through the window and ate the remaining food. She noticed the cat was actually pregnant. A week or so later the cat came into her house and gave birth to 6 little kittens. Shaun took care of them as if they were his own babies. My mom’s friend adopted the cat too (her name is Meow) and they took care of the kittens until they all found a loving home. Nowadays Meow and Shaun live happily together as a family and they each have their little bowl of food.

interracial couples are always cute

Oh my god that is so precious.

KITTENS YOUR DADDY IS A DOGGIE. YOU ARE SOME LUCKY BABIES.

That’s an interspecies couple*

I will not cry. I will not cry.

interspecial*

neoliberalismkills: unimpressedcats: big kitties likey de...

Sat, 04 May 2013 01:04:17 -0400

neoliberalismkills:

unimpressedcats:

big kitties likey de boxies

what is it with cats and boxes?

ohchloe: Bird Bar Portland, OR 2013

Fri, 03 May 2013 14:48:03 -0400

ohchloe:

Bird Bar

Portland, OR

2013

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Fri, 03 May 2013 14:46:46 -0400

grumpystitches: Colour picker quilt from the side by...

Fri, 03 May 2013 01:46:49 -0400

grumpystitches:

Colour picker quilt from the side by bearpawandbearpaw on Flickr.

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Fri, 03 May 2013 01:45:09 -0400

dannymansmith: Milky Way

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:38:49 -0400

dannymansmith:

Milky Way

n-a-s-a: Saturn Hurricane Image Credit: Cassini Imaging Team,...

Thu, 02 May 2013 15:27:07 -0400

n-a-s-a:

Saturn Hurricane

Image Credit: Cassini Imaging Team, SSI, JPL, ESA, NASA

spaceplasma: NASA Probe Gets Close Views of Large Saturn...

Tue, 30 Apr 2013 10:23:52 -0400

The spinning vortex of Saturn's north polar storm (false-color image)

False-color image of Saturn's north pole.

spaceplasma:

NASA Probe Gets Close Views of Large Saturn Hurricane

NASA’s Cassini spacecraft has provided scientists the first close-up, visible-light views of a behemoth hurricane swirling around Saturn’s north pole.

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seemarloweat: cream puffs SEMLOR <3

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:33:35 -0400

seemarloweat:

cream puffs

SEMLOR <3

Today.

Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:29:34 -0400

definitelyraining:

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Sat, 27 Apr 2013 00:08:57 -0400